It’s out now. And the Guardian’s TV critic doesn’t like it. Which means you will. Fri Jul 30, 10:55 am Picture source: twitter.
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@SadiqKhan You are a complete arse. Resign. Go. Just fuck off. Wed Nov 4, 1:52 pm Picture source: twitter.
Er. I thought BBC staff were no longer allowed to take a stand on “contested issues”. Sat Oct 31, 4:48 am Picture source: twitter.
This is my team. Built using genius so powerful, it has a smell. Sat Aug 29, 10:52 am Picture source: twitter.
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This dog went missing near Rollright and Hook Norton. Do NOT reply unless you can help. Wed Dec 25, 9:03 am Picture source: twitter.
In case anyone was wondering, we fashioned this rudimentary plane out of metal and are now reunited with our crew. Fri Nov 8, 7:20 am Picture source: twitter.
May is going through the rations too fast. We may not survive. Thu Nov 7, 8:46 am Picture source: twitter.