Why did the apples and the grapes join a gang? PEAR pressure! I deeply apologize if I bruised any fruits. Mon Jul 19, 7:42 pm Picture source: twitter.
Thank you for the five star review. For a personalized video shout out from me, go to Thu Jul 15, 4:17 pm Picture source: twitter.
Thank you @LEGOLANDNewYork for helping us celebrate my daughter Lily’s birthday. Sat Jun 12, 10:11 pm Picture source: twitter.
Happy almost Father’s Day. Go to if you’d like me to wish your Dad a Happy Father’s Day.… Tue Jun 8, 11:25 am Picture source: twitter.
Join me! All improvised. All new material. I won’t know my set list until I’m on the virtual stage. For tickets:… Sat May 22, 2:18 pm Picture source: twitter.
Why do frogs drink beer? Because of the HOPS. I deeply apologize to any alcoholic frogs. Happy National Beer Day. Wed Apr 7, 2:40 pm Picture source: twitter.
Why do frogs drink beer? Because of the HOPS. I deeply apologize to any alcoholic frogs. Wed Apr 7, 2:26 pm Picture source: twitter.
Happy birthday #EddieMurphy #SNL @nbcsnl #HappyBirthdayEddieMurphy #BeverlyHillsCop #DoctorDoolittle Sat Apr 3, 5:14 pm Picture source: twitter.
I just told him my best joke. Happy birthday Christopher Walken Wed Mar 31, 9:23 pm Picture source: twitter.
Happy birthday to former podcast guest Hal Linden aka Barney Miller. Sat Mar 20, 7:06 pm Picture source: twitter.
Download the @app_stereo for free and come roast @realjeffreyross and me tomorrow, Tuesday at 4:20pm et. Mon Mar 15, 10:14 pm Picture source: twitter.
Join us this Saturday night at 8:30pm et! Download the @stereo app for free and follow us. @Franksantopadre Fri Mar 12, 12:46 pm Picture source: twitter.