tell @comedycentral to let me work my green screen magic. tosh.h0me!!! Mon Mar 23, 4:14 pm Picture source: twitter.
come see me and everyone that makes tosh.o so mediocre in bend, oregon!! Wed Nov 13, 1:21 pm Picture source: twitter.
i’m doing god’s work in tucson!!! come see me, @sarahtiana, and @toddglass!!! Thu Oct 24, 7:20 pm Picture source: twitter.
when i give my subaru away, you have to keep the bumper sticker on it! Tue Oct 1, 2:37 pm Picture source: twitter.
attention australia!!! i’ve added shows in sydney and melbourne!! tickets on sale now! Wed Sep 18, 7:57 pm Picture source: twitter.
give me one good reason why you won’t come see me live?! Sat May 18, 10:40 am Picture source: twitter.
could someone dim the lights in the gym at the mirage for @hahncomedy? Sat May 11, 2:49 pm Picture source: twitter.
bring the whole family!!!! or at least the ones you want to alienate. Tue Apr 23, 6:57 pm Picture source: twitter.
sending school spirit from the lake! good luck #ucf #milton Tue Jan 1, 11:26 am Picture source: twitter.
did my civic duty in every district today. in california, they let us snowflakes vote as many times as we want!! Tue Nov 6, 3:58 pm Picture source: twitter.
lower your expectations. batteries not included. also it’s just a cardboard box. enjoy @ivanblackheart3 Wed May 9, 12:43 pm Picture source: twitter.