Forever grateful for that snooze button…
No matter what you do, no matter how extreme your hatred is, you cannot escape it… ⏰ ⏰ ⏰
Thanks for all the birthday well wishes, everyone. Treated myself tonight. Double double, animal…
Caught a bug in a jar. Gonna let her go now..
Cool illustration challenge — draw a cartoon character based on a photo. Post it here:
Goddamn bastard piece of shit alarm clock, shut the fuck upppp!!!!!!!!!!
You’re kind to ask. Mostly I feel proud of all the people on @hitRECord who put in the work.
Nice photo of the @DevilsTowerNM — everyone's seen "Close Encounters of the Third Kind," right?! (please say yes)…
Absolutely beautiful animation by @FredePatiences! So very curious how writers would remix this piece of art.…
Doing nothing... together. :)
Flattering message for your Valentine..
"I love you more than I can stand... (so I sat down)"