I found Bernice and Bert’s biological father, abs it’s not me. Tue Jul 13, 10:45 am Picture source: twitter.
It’s called growing up— and that’s what I’m doing on The Shop: Uninterrupted @hbomax. Sat Jun 26, 2:00 pm Picture source: twitter.
This is one of those articles that I don’t want to read because I don’t want it to end. Sun Jun 13, 1:10 pm Picture source: twitter.
The most exhausting part of being a white man has got to be coming up with clever signs. Tue May 18, 5:30 pm Picture source: twitter.
Trump apparently has lost 15 lbs since being voted out of office, but still looks like this. Thu Apr 29, 7:46 pm Picture source: twitter.
Happy #EarthDay, everyone. I love mother earth and so do my buoys. Thu Apr 22, 6:03 pm Picture source: twitter.
I guess this is what they meant when they said America would be “back to normal” by summer Sat Apr 17, 10:39 am Picture source: twitter.
I’m home and trying to get bernice’s fat booty back into fighting form. Mon Apr 5, 12:21 pm Picture source: twitter.
This is one way to let the FBI know you stormed the Capitol. Tue Feb 9, 7:08 pm Picture source: twitter.
Waving goodbye to Trump, Mike Pence, and that entire cabinet of criminals. Tue Jan 19, 11:15 pm Picture source: twitter.
This is me at age 2. Coincidentally, 2 is also the same number of times Donald Trump has been impeached. Wed Jan 13, 7:22 pm Picture source: twitter.