I’m back in Melbourne, Australia. This year I’ve got a carbon footprint like a fracking Wookiee.
You can apply now to be on the next series of Your Face or Mine on @ComedyCentralUK with me and @Kathbum
This Sunday I’m in Aylesbury at the Waterside Theatre...next Sunday I’ll be back in the upside down in Melbourne.
Catch me, @ScarlettMoffatt and @EamonnHolmes with @lemontwittor on Through the Keyhole on ITV1 tonight at 9:45pm.
Despite my substandard backhand I’ve finally made it to Wimbledon.
I’m in gert lush Brizzle for my last show at the Colston Hall before its refurb.
Hello Cambridge. I’m at the Corn Exchange this evening for the fifth time on my Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits Tour
I’m back in the UK for a week of shows. Tonight I’m at the Royal & Derngate in Northampton.
Fun couple of nights opening for @nealbrennan Dave Chappelle & Yasiin Bey.
You can see me, @JasonManford and @VictoriaCoren on QI tonight. BBC2 at 10pm.
Don't forget it's 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown tonight on @Channel4 at 9pm.
Thanks Australia and New Zealand for a fabulous tour. I'll be back again in two weeks to finish it off!
Hello Western Australia. I'm at the Riverside Theatre in Perth for the next three nights.
Spent the day looking around Adelaide...that pig's not real.
G'day. I'm back in Australia, starting with two nights at the Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide.