Hello London! I'm performing at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight and tomorrow.
I'm at the Victoria Hall in Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent this evening.
I'm at the Southport Theatre tonight. Southport has a lawnmower museum. Surely the cutting edge of British museums.
Oi Oi Clacton-on-Sea!! I'm at the Princes Theatre this evening. Shut up!
I'm in Birmingham tonight...does anyone know if it's still run by those Peaky Blinders?
Good evening Blackpool. I'm performing at the Opera House in the Winter Gardens this evening.
Hello Crawley. I'm at the Hawth Theatre this evening.
Joan Cornella the Spanish satirist has clearly seen my act.
It's Portsmouth's Guildhall for me this evening.
I'm at the Indigo at the O2 tonight. If you missed me this time, I'll be back here on December 19th.
Good evening Scarborough. I'll see you at the Spa tonight.
I'm performing at the Assembly Hall Theatre in Royal Tunbridge Wells...tonight...at 8pm!
Hello Basingstoke. I'm back at the Anvil this evening for the fourth time on this tour.
I've been sent to Coventry. I guess if no one's talking to me it means no heckles. Good.